[SERVER] ──(logs)──> +────────+ [POD-1] ──(otel)──> | SERMON | [SYS] ──(proc)──> +────────+
Omnivorous daemon
Runs as a ~2MB Zig binary on every server. Reads /proc, tails journalctl, and pushes metric samples over a single authenticated endpoint. No runtime. No agent. Just the binary.